Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4584. | Naveen (naveench94) | 50.63 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
| 4585. | Mouad (hollow_soul) | 50.56 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 4586. | Anthony (arlkai) | 50.56 | 94% | 2017-11-18 |
| 4587. | usama (wajdan) | 50.54 | 94% | 2018-02-18 |
| 4588. | Jordan (mrkentman) | 50.51 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4589. | Dr_thrax (dr_thrax1) | 50.49 | 94% | 2018-12-30 |
| 4590. | Shahzod (shakhzod1777) | 50.47 | 94% | 2019-06-03 |
| 4591. | zajc (zajc) | 50.46 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 4592. | Blu (blujam) | 50.46 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4593. | Jocelyn (journal) | 50.45 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 4594. | Carla (thiacyn) | 50.45 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 4595. | gottago (fastyboy) | 50.44 | 93% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4596. | Winston (winnyzzzz) | 50.43 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4597. | gavin (gmann655) | 50.43 | 93% | 2020-01-31 |
| 4598. | Hamza (lasthamzastanding) | 50.42 | 92% | 2019-06-22 |
| 4599. | ali (alianggie) | 50.41 | 99% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4600. | Nigel (nigeljames) | 50.40 | 93% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4601. | Khaeran S. (dark_ze7en) | 50.38 | 91% | 2020-01-17 |
| 4602. | Pietro (coreceps) | 50.36 | 94% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4603. | Jarel (jarel123) | 50.29 | 94% | 2018-06-08 |
| 4604. | Carlos (capr) | 50.28 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 4605. | Mohsen (mohsentypo) | 50.28 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 4606. | Lipda (balm33994) | 50.27 | 94% | 2019-11-23 |
| 4607. | George (geoioanid) | 50.24 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 4608. | Malek (malek_swagger) | 50.22 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 4609. | Dershan (dershan219) | 50.21 | 96% | 2019-12-21 |
| 4610. | (`ー´) (seungwan) | 50.21 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4611. | Triet (damadoko) | 50.19 | 95% | 2019-12-21 |
| 4612. | Egor (egorka) | 50.17 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 4613. | Bad (badminton87) | 50.14 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |