As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23285. | Gavin (gavincmd) | 52.39 | 94% | 2022-07-17 |
23286. | TheRealFox01 (therealfox01) | 52.39 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
23287. | gowenk (gowenk) | 52.39 | 95% | 2016-10-14 |
23288. | The Furious (thefurioustyper) | 52.38 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
23289. | Bruh (bruh_momentum2) | 52.38 | 93.6% | 2021-02-02 |
23290. | Alfarisy (bak0i) | 52.38 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
23291. | Avinash (avinash625) | 52.38 | 91% | 2015-08-02 |
23292. | Anshul (anshul_ar) | 52.38 | 91% | 2015-12-27 |
23293. | Rasesh (rasesh) | 52.37 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
23294. | Mohd (md_shariq1) | 52.37 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
23295. | Noah (lorenpike) | 52.37 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
23296. | Muhammad (tayyab333) | 52.37 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
23297. | mc (patcharapol) | 52.37 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
23298. | Omar (manual_gears) | 52.37 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
23299. | Marco (leehong1215) | 52.37 | 91% | 2016-05-19 |
23300. | roland (herolando) | 52.37 | 92% | 2015-12-14 |
23301. | Jake (jarljake) | 52.35 | 98% | 2016-02-27 |
23302. | flipthedog (flipthedog) | 52.35 | 92% | 2016-09-30 |
23303. | Nigel (nigeljames) | 52.35 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
23304. | V (screaminbanshee) | 52.35 | 93% | 2016-06-16 |
23305. | Charmi (charmis) | 52.35 | 95% | 2019-06-18 |
23306. | batbayar (winnerb43) | 52.35 | 92% | 2017-02-14 |
23307. | Nurti (nurti07) | 52.34 | 95.8% | 2023-10-13 |
23308. | Subhomoy (unstoppablesubho) | 52.34 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
23309. | Wael (wael95) | 52.34 | 95% | 2015-04-03 |
23310. | lawl (lawlcr) | 52.34 | 92% | 2017-01-01 |
23311. | leon (liola) | 52.33 | 95% | 2023-03-17 |
23312. | Ash (ashbacchus) | 52.33 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
23313. | Itachi (thanos_18) | 52.33 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
23314. | Konstantin (nerolapis) | 52.33 | 92% | 2016-02-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |