So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23821. | Sanchit (sanchitsharma21) | 61.94 | 93% | 2021-12-13 |
| 23822. | hao (zeahok) | 61.94 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 23823. | Dark (nazmul_7) | 61.94 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
| 23824. | Lucy (sarluc) | 61.93 | 95% | 2021-06-06 |
| 23825. | kyle (kyleeeee) | 61.93 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 23826. | Avinash (avshu) | 61.93 | 100% | 2015-04-29 |
| 23827. | Marsh (marsh) | 61.93 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 23828. | ch (5411) | 61.93 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 23829. | Matthew (cwehttam) | 61.92 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 23830. | ◯__ MAX __◯ (minilaytr) | 61.92 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 23831. | Sharon (sharon) | 61.92 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 23832. | Duong (duongvalo) | 61.92 | 93% | 2012-09-05 |
| 23833. | Cyberlizard (fares01) | 61.91 | 94% | 2016-12-22 |
| 23834. | Joe (jbboshoff@yahoo.com) | 61.91 | 94% | 2012-08-01 |
| 23835. | yomama (yt0427) | 61.91 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 23836. | Lucas (luc4bob) | 61.91 | 92% | 2014-09-29 |
| 23837. | asdfh (dz910152) | 61.90 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 23838. | Mike (yangbang97) | 61.90 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 23839. | Marcus (marcus_t) | 61.90 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 23840. | Nicholas (nicklucia@comcast... | 61.90 | 95% | 2014-05-15 |
| 23841. | Pete (pete2015) | 61.90 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 23842. | Kamal (kamalm) | 61.90 | 94% | 2015-03-24 |
| 23843. | William (wmechnig) | 61.89 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 23844. | MT Dre (mtdre) | 61.89 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 23845. | (clouhhd_) | 61.89 | 95% | 2019-11-28 |
| 23846. | Yohanes (yohanestheda) | 61.89 | 88% | 2016-05-12 |
| 23847. | Chris (princechrisvic) | 61.89 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 23848. | Annie (mizzannie001) | 61.89 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 23849. | Filip (filipstappers) | 61.89 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 23850. | hadi (hadisulfe) | 61.88 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |