I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8928. | Yee Yan (yeeyan27) | 92.61 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 8929. | Matthew (mattdarien) | 92.61 | 97.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 8930. | Aidan (ireallylovehockey) | 92.61 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8931. | David (dave_em) | 92.61 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 8932. | k (kkeys) | 92.60 | 99% | 2023-07-29 |
| 8933. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 92.60 | 98.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 8934. | hot__ (hot0336) | 92.60 | 100% | 2022-08-28 |
| 8935. | Terone (tyrano71) | 92.60 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 8936. | edward (soundestloki891) | 92.59 | 98.2% | 2024-03-29 |
| 8937. | Alish (dek_u) | 92.59 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8938. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 92.59 | 99.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8939. | mike (slowtype33) | 92.59 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 8940. | Hapax (hapaxx) | 92.59 | 100% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8941. | أحْـمَـد الـعَ... | 92.59 | 98% | 2025-09-25 |
| 8942. | Shingo (shingoshoji) | 92.59 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 8943. | dnt (dntg) | 92.58 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 8944. | Pebble (hoodjfh) | 92.57 | 98.2% | 2024-02-15 |
| 8945. | Maku (scepticmaku) | 92.57 | 98.3% | 2024-05-27 |
| 8946. | Nicholas (nicholaswong03) | 92.57 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8947. | Pavan (pavantyperacer) | 92.56 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 8948. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 92.56 | 100% | 2021-07-29 |
| 8949. | Aric (smokedope2525) | 92.55 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 8950. | George (sellers1234) | 92.55 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 8951. | Velxcity (velxcityyy) | 92.55 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8952. | Horst III (horstiii) | 92.54 | 98.2% | 2024-02-19 |
| 8953. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 92.54 | 97.7% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8954. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 92.54 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 8955. | Joe (eoj05) | 92.54 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 8956. | DaCaN (dacan) | 92.54 | 99% | 2024-07-07 |
| 8957. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 92.53 | 98.2% | 2025-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |