I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5593. | Tyson (tghetto) | 97.05 | 93% | 2014-05-11 |
| 5594. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 97.05 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5595. | Patrick (pzuknome) | 97.05 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 5596. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 97.04 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5597. | Daddy (wheresmaddy) | 97.04 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 5598. | Sean (sporrow) | 97.04 | 97% | 2014-12-30 |
| 5599. | Philippe (hemlocker) | 97.04 | 96% | 2015-02-07 |
| 5600. | Tristan (min0r__) | 97.03 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 5601. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 97.03 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 5602. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 97.02 | 99.1% | 2023-10-10 |
| 5603. | Caketin (caketin_cat) | 97.02 | 99% | 2022-12-16 |
| 5604. | SUPER (supertran) | 97.02 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 5605. | Frischer Salat (frischersalat) | 97.02 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 5606. | Richard (yuel) | 97.02 | 98% | 2013-01-05 |
| 5607. | Mo (mhuang422) | 97.02 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 5608. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 97.02 | 98% | 2015-10-13 |
| 5609. | khearn (khearn) | 97.01 | 95% | 2012-05-31 |
| 5610. | Sadra (sadra17) | 97.01 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 5611. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 97.01 | 99% | 2021-06-30 |
| 5612. | Tarun (nice_tarun_4_u_1987) | 97.01 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 5613. | Andy (andym04) | 97.00 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
| 5614. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 97.00 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 5615. | Stefan (stefanlr) | 97.00 | 94% | 2013-10-27 |
| 5616. | spencer (spencer2) | 96.99 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
| 5617. | Alex (biolife) | 96.99 | 95% | 2011-11-30 |
| 5618. | Jeff (jjvanhan) | 96.99 | 99% | 2017-07-20 |
| 5619. | Dan (42istheanswer) | 96.99 | 96% | 2014-04-21 |
| 5620. | Eve (mach_5) | 96.98 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 5621. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 96.98 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
| 5622. | Alex (the_drifter) | 96.98 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |