So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26655. | Paul (pm29) | 57.49 | 95% | 2020-03-12 |
| 26656. | Jonathan Byers (big_johny) | 57.49 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 26657. | Hiu Man (yeung726) | 57.49 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 26658. | derick10 (derick10) | 57.49 | 90% | 2012-08-24 |
| 26659. | ឡានប្រណាំ... | 57.48 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 26660. | Zach (ach478) | 57.48 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 26661. | tstats[degi_speedster] (deg... | 57.48 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 26662. | notgeorgia (notgeorgia) | 57.48 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
| 26663. | Think_Islam (salamoza) | 57.48 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 26664. | Sridhar347 (sri347_krish) | 57.48 | 87% | 2011-08-19 |
| 26665. | Aaron (shadracon) | 57.48 | 90% | 2017-01-05 |
| 26666. | U can't Beat Me (tyepracer) | 57.48 | 90% | 2012-02-16 |
| 26667. | Aditya (adityatekale27) | 57.47 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 26668. | Alan (mephisto1030) | 57.47 | 96% | 2014-09-09 |
| 26669. | Joseph (po_po1) | 57.47 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 26670. | aravind (aravindv) | 57.47 | 85% | 2013-12-17 |
| 26671. | Stas (onixflip) | 57.46 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 26672. | jesse (jessegotwood) | 57.46 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 26673. | aa (elk111) | 57.46 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 26674. | nguyen (ngvanhoais2) | 57.46 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 26675. | Norps (norps) | 57.46 | 91% | 2012-08-14 |
| 26676. | Tom (motionx) | 57.46 | 89% | 2012-12-05 |
| 26677. | barry (mixhype) | 57.46 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 26678. | 21B (daganbaboy) | 57.46 | 94% | 2011-06-14 |
| 26679. | Cuong (qt1003) | 57.45 | 93% | 2021-07-28 |
| 26680. | bill (bilthebuket) | 57.45 | 95% | 2022-03-03 |
| 26681. | Michael (mbowen) | 57.45 | 95% | 2022-04-18 |
| 26682. | DIDA (th3_0v3rf10w) | 57.45 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 26683. | patrick (mastercraft33) | 57.45 | 94% | 2022-08-18 |
| 26684. | Levie (levie_) | 57.45 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |