The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36709. | Omni (omzi) | 56.58 | 93% | 2021-10-07 |
| 36710. | Jc9369 (trotterspiglet) | 56.58 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 36711. | me (devilsdaily) | 56.58 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 36712. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 56.58 | 88% | 2013-09-22 |
| 36713. | マット (mat_rusty) | 56.58 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 36714. | Abid (abid_zzz) | 56.57 | 94% | 2021-07-20 |
| 36715. | (jo3dunn) | 56.57 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 36716. | Chetan (bademichetan) | 56.57 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 36717. | Wolf (wolf_164) | 56.57 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 36718. | Jaha (datskie) | 56.57 | 89% | 2011-10-25 |
| 36719. | Renee (adyso2) | 56.57 | 90% | 2016-03-08 |
| 36720. | Mondarhip (mondarship) | 56.56 | 97% | 2017-01-16 |
| 36721. | mark (markarevz18) | 56.56 | 95% | 2011-10-27 |
| 36722. | Andrei (mightbeinsaneforever) | 56.56 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 36723. | Haley (halllw) | 56.56 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 36724. | Kumar (kumar_1) | 56.56 | 94% | 2014-03-05 |
| 36725. | steph (yikessteph) | 56.55 | 95% | 2022-07-06 |
| 36726. | ShdwSvrgn (shdwsvrgn) | 56.55 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 36727. | Hanson Khim (hansonkhim) | 56.55 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 36728. | k12byda5h (k12byda5h) | 56.55 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 36729. | Eric (txgrizfan) | 56.55 | 91% | 2013-05-30 |
| 36730. | Dung (nguyenvuthuydung) | 56.55 | 95% | 2018-08-26 |
| 36731. | John (choyejune) | 56.54 | 94% | 2023-02-12 |
| 36732. | Nick (fastest_boy_alive) | 56.54 | 82% | 2017-02-08 |
| 36733. | Black (black22) | 56.54 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
| 36734. | Omid (omid_ahmady) | 56.54 | 92% | 2015-01-05 |
| 36735. | Abdullah (abdullahh2311) | 56.53 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 36736. | Vahic Laydier (vahic) | 56.53 | 96% | 2023-05-25 |
| 36737. | All top 4 are fuking cheate... | 56.53 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 36738. | Hai (voduyhai) | 56.53 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |