It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3437. | lawdrab (lawdrab) | 67.18 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3438. | Phillip (pjeong3120) | 67.14 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3439. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 67.13 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 3440. | Nicholas (nolifer1201) | 67.13 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 3441. | Gina (nannelcam) | 67.13 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
| 3442. | Jun (jbeom9631) | 67.12 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| 3443. | Vab (vaheebee) | 67.11 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 3444. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 67.11 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 3445. | Vodon (vodon) | 67.10 | 94% | 2018-04-20 |
| 3446. | ChiefSec (chiefsec) | 67.10 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 3447. | Get (get_out) | 67.10 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 3448. | WeirdChamp (momboom) | 67.09 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
| 3449. | mooth (sooruva) | 67.09 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 3450. | OWAS (owais_typist) | 67.08 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3451. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 67.07 | 95% | 2019-09-17 |
| 3452. | Noam (noamvb) | 67.06 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 3453. | Xavier (xavierchen515) | 67.05 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3454. | Alfred (nguyenmanhcuong2905... | 67.05 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 3455. | Slow (greenthunderstorm) | 67.05 | 95% | 2020-02-23 |
| 3456. | Jack (chequemeout) | 67.04 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 3457. | a random person (william_03) | 67.02 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 3458. | Murtaza (zetraux) | 67.01 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3459. | Omega (samuel0415) | 67.00 | 95% | 2018-12-21 |
| 3460. | Michael (michaelm67) | 66.98 | 94% | 2018-01-09 |
| 3461. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 66.98 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 3462. | Dom [ bussin ] (_dom) | 66.96 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3463. | Joe (joelepore) | 66.92 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 3464. | Dane (tngdingxun) | 66.88 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 3465. | Mickel (starlord322) | 66.88 | 96% | 2018-04-29 |
| 3466. | 11111 (chdempty) | 66.88 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |