Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4244. | supremesteph (supremesteph) | 61.20 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4245. | Tito (dreegon) | 61.18 | 94% | 2017-12-14 |
| 4246. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 61.18 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4247. | Blaze (blazebit0656) | 61.18 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
| 4248. | Dan (dannydude321) | 61.17 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 4249. | Jack (jacknachos) | 61.15 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 4250. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 61.14 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4251. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 61.14 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 4252. | Keith (keithlau) | 61.13 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4253. | Quinn (nuggets11) | 61.12 | 94% | 2020-11-13 |
| 4254. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 61.12 | 94% | 2018-02-28 |
| 4255. | youm (youm) | 61.12 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 4256. | Will (wsger) | 61.11 | 94% | 2019-05-27 |
| 4257. | m3rky (m3rky100) | 61.11 | 94% | 2019-10-14 |
| 4258. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 61.11 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4259. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 61.09 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 4260. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 61.08 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 4261. | Kamil (kamycz3q) | 61.08 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4262. | @ameenunfiltered insta (wis... | 61.07 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4263. | Nawaf (equin) | 61.06 | 95% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4264. | OnOffSwitch (onoffswitch) | 61.05 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 4265. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 61.05 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 4266. | Vignesh (viggie) | 61.04 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4267. | Tristan (trigg770) | 61.02 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4268. | wait me bro. (coldxd) | 61.02 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 4269. | SlicedKebabs123 (lion2509) | 61.02 | 95% | 2018-08-25 |
| 4270. | krittika (mojitroll) | 61.01 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4271. | azooz (azoozklr) | 61.00 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4272. | dean (aydeano) | 61.00 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 4273. | arnab (dark_morty) | 60.99 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |