The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9954. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 89.22 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9955. | MazzaM (typingproxyz) | 89.22 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 9956. | Mush (mushjonaz) | 89.22 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
| 9957. | Maggie (mooftu) | 89.22 | 97% | 2015-06-06 |
| 9958. | Adam (liquidfiend) | 89.22 | 96% | 2015-02-24 |
| 9959. | jeff (typecringe) | 89.22 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 9960. | Goodfish (goodfish) | 89.22 | 92% | 2016-08-09 |
| 9961. | Victor (milnerv) | 89.21 | 92% | 2014-10-03 |
| 9962. | Bob (beachhut) | 89.21 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 9963. | wayne (nonlimit) | 89.21 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 9964. | Cardboard (zetsubobox) | 89.21 | 96% | 2011-11-02 |
| 9965. | Duong (softtyper) | 89.21 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
| 9966. | Sentinel (sentinel) | 89.21 | 95% | 2012-01-17 |
| 9967. | Hans (hansthebigpotato) | 89.20 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 9968. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 89.20 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 9969. | K. (spacewalker) | 89.20 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 9970. | ong (ngb666) | 89.19 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 9971. | Jim (sprinks41) | 89.19 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 9972. | Malissa (malissa07) | 89.19 | 90% | 2013-02-01 |
| 9973. | box (paperbox) | 89.19 | 93% | 2012-10-15 |
| 9974. | yoon (echra) | 89.19 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 9975. | Dominic (captainnemodom@hot... | 89.19 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 9976. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 89.18 | 94% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9977. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 89.18 | 96% | 2016-11-10 |
| 9978. | Mark (markrski2000) | 89.18 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 9979. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 89.17 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 9980. | Axel (katalol) | 89.17 | 92% | 2014-07-21 |
| 9981. | Bach (bach1) | 89.16 | 95% | 2015-01-07 |
| 9982. | Rav (impaledbison) | 89.16 | 96.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 9983. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 89.16 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |