I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7284. | Emrys (pr_yx) | 97.00 | 97% | 2019-06-20 |
| 7285. | koya war (warrensoquino) | 96.99 | 96.2% | 2025-05-11 |
| 7286. | Garrick (ahaddad123) | 96.99 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 7287. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 96.99 | 97.2% | 2024-11-15 |
| 7288. | Alpuds (alpuds) | 96.99 | 97.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 7289. | jay (vjrtss) | 96.99 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 7290. | Connor (craposo7) | 96.97 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 7291. | Leon (leonume) | 96.97 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 7292. | Mako (mako7) | 96.97 | 97.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7293. | a (sophie3333) | 96.96 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 7294. | Marc (marcmalha) | 96.96 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 7295. | quackeda (quackeda) | 96.96 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 7296. | Test (qwertzftw) | 96.96 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 7297. | Theodore (theo52) | 96.95 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 7298. | sub to pewdiepie, unsub fro... | 96.95 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 7299. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 96.95 | 95% | 2018-11-10 |
| 7300. | Vladislav (atmsphrx) | 96.94 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 7301. | Typerx (newtyperx) | 96.94 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 7302. | Joe (afromonkey) | 96.93 | 98.8% | 2024-04-30 |
| 7303. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 96.93 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 7304. | ∞ (lukman999) | 96.93 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7305. | Stryder (strydertypes) | 96.93 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 7306. | 水滴石穿 (pillowdo) | 96.92 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 7307. | Phoenix (djspookyphoenix) | 96.92 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 7308. | ledox (ledoxmedox) | 96.91 | 99% | 2020-05-18 |
| 7309. | Greatman (jimmy_x) | 96.91 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 7310. | Rokas (rokasa369) | 96.91 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 7311. | chansol (tychu) | 96.91 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
| 7312. | Paolo (invelt) | 96.91 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 7313. | jeff (fatty235) | 96.90 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |