I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4343. | yves (jazzdad) | 108.65 | 98.2% | 2025-05-03 |
| 4344. | slow is fast (leet_is_legit) | 108.65 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 4345. | Victor (dubai03nsr) | 108.65 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 4346. | 312211 (312211) | 108.65 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
| 4347. | Zi How (pohzipohzi) | 108.64 | 99% | 2022-12-16 |
| 4348. | Viv (purrlearose) | 108.62 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 4349. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 108.62 | 99% | 2024-07-16 |
| 4350. | Ivyez (ivyez) | 108.61 | 97.7% | 2024-07-26 |
| 4351. | Vincent (friedporkbuns) | 108.60 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4352. | Korra (grandesonnerie) | 108.59 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 4353. | kalski (kalski) | 108.58 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4354. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 108.58 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 4355. | hakan (haakn) | 108.57 | 99% | 2024-03-26 |
| 4356. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 108.57 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 4357. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 108.57 | 96% | 2017-04-26 |
| 4358. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 108.56 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 4359. | The (the_typing_train) | 108.55 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
| 4360. | Isaac (newtion) | 108.55 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 4361. | Dean (deanie_weeny) | 108.54 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4362. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 108.53 | 98.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 4363. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 108.53 | 98.3% | 2024-03-23 |
| 4364. | Nam (nam_viet) | 108.53 | 100% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4365. | cluwei (cluwei) | 108.53 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4366. | Release from the pain (abod... | 108.52 | 98.2% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4367. | B (bbred99) | 108.51 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 4368. | Baard (baard) | 108.51 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 4369. | (spireonthemoor) | 108.50 | 98% | 2025-03-16 |
| 4370. | Mike (miketdn) | 108.50 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 4371. | Nate (virtu0s0) | 108.50 | 98.8% | 2025-01-18 |
| 4372. | omar (wizard24h) | 108.50 | 98% | 2017-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |