The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12868. | cmc (codemastercpp) | 83.86 | 99% | 2022-01-15 |
| 12869. | sloppy toppy (semisilky) | 83.86 | 95.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 12870. | REAL (truerealgoku237) | 83.86 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| 12871. | d haze (dhays116) | 83.86 | 98% | 2016-07-20 |
| 12872. | Max (eyeseeem) | 83.86 | 96% | 2014-03-16 |
| 12873. | Prashast (prashast) | 83.86 | 90% | 2012-06-24 |
| 12874. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 83.86 | 96% | 2015-12-03 |
| 12875. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 83.85 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 12876. | lydia (vn_4492) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 12877. | Adrien (torgohiggins) | 83.85 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 12878. | Tinky (tinkywinkyy) | 83.85 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12879. | Tami (tamcam) | 83.85 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 12880. | Raz (lotanraz) | 83.85 | 88% | 2017-05-18 |
| 12881. | JK (jkizc00l) | 83.85 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 12882. | rmanz (rmanz) | 83.85 | 98% | 2014-03-02 |
| 12883. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 83.85 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
| 12884. | Harold (grassman) | 83.84 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 12885. | William (willhyt) | 83.84 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 12886. | M (mmussa) | 83.84 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 12887. | phil (ph1l) | 83.84 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 12888. | Niklas (salkin) | 83.84 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 12889. | Sarah (newmoon232) | 83.84 | 96% | 2012-04-27 |
| 12890. | Arnold (emmett95) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 12891. | sora (shisora) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 12892. | cranky (crankykhan) | 83.83 | 97% | 2012-09-22 |
| 12893. | Bruce (brucewalker) | 83.82 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 12894. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 83.82 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 12895. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12896. | Jeff (jeffenwolf) | 83.82 | 95% | 2011-09-21 |
| 12897. | Ármann (atvrmann) | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |