The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14685. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 80.63 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 14686. | Cristian (knoxville10) | 80.62 | 92% | 2012-10-29 |
| 14687. | yousef (iiyousef_yt) | 80.62 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 14688. | Muhammad (ryan_typingwithryan) | 80.62 | 96.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 14689. | David (hydandata) | 80.62 | 97% | 2015-10-04 |
| 14690. | Louisa (damnstarhouse) | 80.62 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 14691. | bentable (bentable) | 80.61 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 14692. | Artem (artemw) | 80.61 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 14693. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 80.61 | 96.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14694. | Albert (w199381) | 80.61 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 14695. | huddled (haraldgb) | 80.61 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
| 14696. | DZXC (sdzxc) | 80.61 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 14697. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 80.61 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 14698. | nicole (nicoleint0x) | 80.61 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 14699. | Bill (billhung) | 80.60 | 99% | 2013-06-18 |
| 14700. | Abdulmalek (ali_fbaby) | 80.60 | 97% | 2017-03-02 |
| 14701. | NewDC (newdcl) | 80.59 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 14702. | Elsawy (elsawy636) | 80.59 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 14703. | lut (lut_) | 80.59 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 14704. | Taylor (taylor15) | 80.59 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 14705. | YT (inverxted) | 80.58 | 94% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14706. | neon_spandex (neon_spandex) | 80.57 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 14707. | Miin (miin) | 80.57 | 94% | 2013-12-31 |
| 14708. | spiderlouis1 (spiderlouis1) | 80.57 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
| 14709. | لآ اِلَهَ اِلّ... | 80.57 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 14710. | Hoby (docdanishphd) | 80.56 | 93% | 2013-06-23 |
| 14711. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 80.56 | 97.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14712. | Joe (wranglion) | 80.56 | 98% | 2014-03-14 |
| 14713. | IGGS (typeiggs) | 80.56 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 14714. | Kay (mongtong) | 80.56 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |