With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9892. | Lemonzerz (lemonomy) | 83.65 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 9893. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 83.65 | 91% | 2016-09-16 |
| 9894. | R2SawC (rsawc) | 83.64 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9895. | John (johntyperacer) | 83.64 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 9896. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 83.64 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9897. | Alex (hueningshair) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9898. | Jotaro (udetha) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 9899. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 83.63 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 9900. | Robin (redholm) | 83.63 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 9901. | Slavi (slavikolev) | 83.62 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 9902. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 83.62 | 95.2% | 2024-07-14 |
| 9903. | Almer (almersafara) | 83.62 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 9904. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 83.62 | 93% | 2016-10-19 |
| 9905. | brunellocucinelli (brunello... | 83.61 | 98.5% | 2023-09-05 |
| 9906. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 83.61 | 98% | 2025-06-09 |
| 9907. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 83.61 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 9908. | Coco (ummena) | 83.60 | 96.1% | 2024-02-20 |
| 9909. | Kit (newborn_kitten) | 83.60 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 9910. | rideler (rideler) | 83.60 | 98.2% | 2024-02-22 |
| 9911. | Gabbie (gg13) | 83.59 | 97.6% | 2025-01-17 |
| 9912. | Waid (obiwondrs_lives) | 83.59 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 9913. | Michael (fluffytoast) | 83.59 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 9914. | Muhd Hayyun (muhdhayyun) | 83.58 | 97.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 9915. | Saumya Gaur (0ginja0) | 83.58 | 96.8% | 2024-01-26 |
| 9916. | Greg (grrg) | 83.58 | 99% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9917. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 83.58 | 93.9% | 2025-01-10 |
| 9918. | Niels (nellesforelles) | 83.57 | 99% | 2024-04-17 |
| 9919. | Pop (floppying) | 83.57 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 9920. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 83.57 | 97% | 2017-05-20 |
| 9921. | jjj (jolwong) | 83.57 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |