The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4461. | Reflex1on (reflexion) | 101.92 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 4462. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 101.92 | 97.6% | 2025-04-03 |
| 4463. | Bill (linyirun) | 101.91 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 4464. | Grigor (grigor) | 101.91 | 98% | 2016-01-15 |
| 4465. | Efren (mewtwo98) | 101.90 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 4466. | Art (flamesword) | 101.90 | 97% | 2011-06-15 |
| 4467. | Jesse (wonderpanda) | 101.89 | 97% | 2013-10-13 |
| 4468. | gonorrhea (n1ght) | 101.89 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 4469. | :^) (kyeavnign) | 101.89 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 4470. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 101.87 | 98% | 2025-01-27 |
| 4471. | Aaron (lowea) | 101.87 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 4472. | Hadi (charaka) | 101.87 | 100% | 2021-08-31 |
| 4473. | TPA (alan1230) | 101.87 | 99% | 2019-03-09 |
| 4474. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 101.87 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| 4475. | Wave (waveclipping) | 101.86 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 4476. | K (ksil_razor) | 101.86 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4477. | H P (pepperona) | 101.85 | 93% | 2015-08-06 |
| 4478. | Alex (aqin24) | 101.85 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 4479. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 101.85 | 98% | 2011-08-28 |
| 4480. | Lol (fatsug) | 101.85 | 96% | 2014-06-01 |
| 4481. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 101.84 | 98.1% | 2024-07-18 |
| 4482. | Alex (alexsli) | 101.84 | 94% | 2014-10-08 |
| 4483. | K (omg911) | 101.83 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 4484. | My caps lock is glitched on... | 101.83 | 96% | 2011-12-02 |
| 4485. | Matthew (laptop board) (mat... | 101.83 | 93% | 2016-01-18 |
| 4486. | _Tanchii_ (ypselon) | 101.82 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 4487. | Tyler (tysee) | 101.82 | 96% | 2013-04-16 |
| 4488. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 101.82 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
| 4489. | Reuben (zer0xity) | 101.81 | 96% | 2016-12-20 |
| 4490. | transfermarkt.de (voar) | 101.81 | 93% | 2015-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |