I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7578. | J (nothisisjeff) | 96.32 | 98% | 2023-07-02 |
| 7579. | Angry (angrysanta) | 96.31 | 96.7% | 2024-09-30 |
| 7580. | Matthew (applesloth) | 96.31 | 99% | 2024-02-09 |
| 7581. | ye ye (kermatt3) | 96.31 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 7582. | ( ಠ ͜ʖ ರೃ) ? (bbuda... | 96.31 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
| 7583. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 96.31 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 7584. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 96.31 | 99.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 7585. | Chad (robotchad) | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 7586. | Jarco (jarcokers2) | 96.30 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 7587. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 96.29 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 7588. | Delmo (guilledelmo) | 96.29 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 7589. | Flamin_ (flamin_) | 96.28 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 7590. | Lagom (thelagom) | 96.28 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 7591. | aasdfa (awid) | 96.28 | 96.6% | 2024-12-13 |
| 7592. | Ray (iconoclastic) | 96.28 | 98% | 2018-07-28 |
| 7593. | Mason (captainmom7) | 96.28 | 99% | 2019-10-14 |
| 7594. | karim (new_function7785) | 96.27 | 98.8% | 2024-06-08 |
| 7595. | IAmHorf (iamhorf) | 96.27 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 7596. | Elie (donhomsi) | 96.26 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7597. | Dat (jgatz) | 96.25 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 7598. | Adam (adam2002) | 96.25 | 99% | 2021-12-30 |
| 7599. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 96.25 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 7600. | Mafuso (mafuso) | 96.25 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 7601. | nerd (nashmi) | 96.24 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| 7602. | jojo (jojoball) | 96.24 | 98.3% | 2023-10-21 |
| 7603. | David (neogeo211) | 96.23 | 96% | 2025-07-05 |
| 7604. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 96.23 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 7605. | ws (wdsyywd) | 96.22 | 99.4% | 2025-01-08 |
| 7606. | Seth (sethamajig) | 96.22 | 97.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 7607. | Sam (knuk) | 96.22 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |