I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 5970. | Harry (bucketheadharry) | 97.45 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 5971. | Andrew (ajthom90) | 97.45 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 5972. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 97.45 | 97% | 2016-08-26 |
| 5973. | Orange (orangelover7) | 97.44 | 97% | 2025-05-13 |
| 5974. | Muhammad (ryan_typingwithryan) | 97.44 | 97.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 5975. | Ay (ayya) | 97.44 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 5976. | i quit (nizerdizer) | 97.43 | 96% | 2020-03-01 |
| 5977. | Alex (m3hran80) | 97.42 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 5978. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 97.42 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
| 5979. | Mikey (icarusbird) | 97.42 | 95% | 2017-01-25 |
| 5980. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 97.41 | 96% | 2025-03-17 |
| 5981. | Ryan (jellyzerg) | 97.41 | 98% | 2025-10-01 |
| 5982. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 97.40 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 5983. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 97.40 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 5984. | Cam (ocanadia) | 97.40 | 96% | 2015-06-13 |
| 5985. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 97.40 | 90% | 2015-04-13 |
| 5986. | Thawne (never_ending_nightm... | 97.39 | 98% | 2025-10-08 |
| 5987. | Ahmad (tofflor) | 97.39 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 5988. | Bertram (spoxez) | 97.39 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 5989. | Peter (pedropandicoco) | 97.39 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 5990. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 97.39 | 98% | 2017-04-21 |
| 5991. | qwerty (mfsplinter) | 97.38 | 99% | 2024-01-13 |
| 5992. | Esdras (mausloch) | 97.38 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 5993. | Hex (amroph) | 97.38 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 5994. | jacob (iljain) | 97.37 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 5995. | Fexo (fexer) | 97.37 | 97% | 2017-02-28 |
| 5996. | Bend (seuss_le) | 97.36 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
| 5997. | Ryan (nayrx14) | 97.36 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5998. | bruh (pularz) | 97.36 | 100% | 2021-04-28 |
| 5999. | brix (brixx_sucks_at_typing) | 97.35 | 98% | 2025-08-04 |
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| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |