I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14037. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 79.30 | 99.4% | 2023-08-13 |
| 14038. | Kevin (keveno123) | 79.30 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14039. | Gurra (halogurra) | 79.30 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14040. | Kitchen (kitchen_operator) | 79.29 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 14041. | Armorr (armorr2k) | 79.28 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 14042. | Yan (electroyan) | 79.28 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 14043. | Oliver (oliverfd) | 79.27 | 96% | 2025-05-25 |
| 14044. | Narasimha Nadh (nadh_7) | 79.27 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 14045. | Zara Valdez (zara_valdez) | 79.27 | 94% | 2023-10-12 |
| 14046. | Tasman (t4sm4n) | 79.27 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14047. | Steven (ste900811) | 79.26 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 14048. | Le Minh Duong Ha (haleminhd... | 79.26 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 14049. | Notorious (neodivin) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 14050. | Toby (cloudwolf808) | 79.25 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 14051. | Per (perlydersen) | 79.25 | 99% | 2021-12-30 |
| 14052. | moahamed (mkamed) | 79.25 | 95.4% | 2023-07-28 |
| 14053. | Aayush (_raiden_) | 79.24 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 14054. | Noah (jomickie) | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 14055. | Laskin (laskin) | 79.24 | 98.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 14056. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 79.24 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
| 14057. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 79.24 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 14058. | bozgen (bozgen) | 79.23 | 96% | 2024-06-01 |
| 14059. | Fenerix (fenerix12) | 79.23 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 14060. | brennan (lilbwr) | 79.23 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 14061. | wlof (wlof) | 79.23 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 14062. | nanashi (greenjohnny135) | 79.22 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 14063. | Freddie (freddiesanchez) | 79.22 | 98% | 2019-09-12 |
| 14064. | Jeff (pupsthemurderer) | 79.22 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 14065. | imbecile_panda (imbecile__p... | 79.21 | 94.5% | 2023-06-17 |
| 14066. | Texasdoggo (texasdoggo) | 79.21 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |