Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4872. | kelm (kelm) | 42.91 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 4873. | Gaurav (gauravdeep) | 42.91 | 93% | 2019-03-27 |
| 4874. | pit-a-pet (dragoness_lily) | 42.88 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4875. | Arif (arif224) | 42.86 | 95% | 2018-08-12 |
| 4876. | Michael (ozquez) | 42.86 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 4877. | Pradhumn (darkinferno) | 42.82 | 94% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4878. | Yulany (yulany7) | 42.80 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
| 4879. | Akshay (akshaykoats) | 42.76 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 4880. | Abdul (snail89) | 42.74 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4881. | Miljan (miljan06) | 42.74 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4882. | Rene (frostbittntoe) | 42.72 | 94% | 2019-05-02 |
| 4883. | Inês (citrino) | 42.70 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| 4884. | Florian (darager_) | 42.65 | 93% | 2018-06-29 |
| 4885. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 42.63 | 95% | 2018-07-19 |
| 4886. | Jedo (jedokishi) | 42.58 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
| 4887. | Timothé (zepp_lin) | 42.57 | 92% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4888. | NeToX (netox) | 42.56 | 95% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4889. | Fikri (fikok87) | 42.50 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 4890. | Sarah (talkingtree) | 42.36 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 4891. | Rasya (xpecies) | 42.35 | 94% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4892. | Sephiroth (sephiroth1) | 42.26 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 4893. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (plsr) | 42.26 | 93% | 2017-11-18 |
| 4894. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 42.26 | 94% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4895. | Aadhi (aadhi936) | 42.25 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4896. | Ong Ching (ong_ching_pong) | 42.24 | 95% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4897. | Bryanleeezz (bryanlee) | 42.21 | 92% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4898. | Kory (kasa76) | 42.20 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 4899. | TheDerpLrd (thederplrd) | 42.20 | 94% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4900. | Always working (varunguptas) | 42.14 | 94% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4901. | Rishabh (lio_messi) | 42.13 | 94% | 2018-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |