Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2044. | Oisín (oisinoduibhir) | 80.22 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 2045. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 80.21 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2046. | Dave (hankatola) | 80.21 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2047. | Clay (ithirst) | 80.20 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2048. | Ben (benny0_o) | 80.20 | 98% | 2017-12-29 |
| 2049. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 80.19 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2050. | Lord (planta) | 80.19 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2051. | Michael (mike007) | 80.18 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 2052. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 80.17 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2053. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 80.16 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 2054. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 80.16 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2055. | asd; (wispx) | 80.15 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 2056. | HENN (username6129) | 80.15 | 99% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2057. | Akrish (akrish) | 80.13 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2058. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 80.11 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 2059. | Lenneth (lfayint) | 80.11 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2060. | Charles (charliesis) | 80.10 | 99% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2061. | icosaedru (achimia) | 80.10 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2062. | Dylan (nethzor) | 80.10 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 2063. | ph (phmi) | 80.08 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2064. | MINH (shinmyou) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2065. | Luke (hirosaka) | 80.08 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 2066. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 80.05 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2067. | Jono (orangelimejuice) | 79.94 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 2068. | Justin (jusain) | 79.92 | 97% | 2018-08-27 |
| 2069. | Stephen (kendozin) | 79.92 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2070. | sluggish🐌 (allonautilus) | 79.91 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 2071. | Axel (sector7) | 79.91 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2072. | Darvin (mrnotapro) | 79.90 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2073. | Nayeonce (nayeonce) | 79.88 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |