I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21343. | reed (reed1) | 58.57 | 86% | 2015-09-29 |
| 21344. | Flex Offender (jujubeans01) | 58.56 | 93% | 2018-09-17 |
| 21345. | Dzhuk (dzhuk_yanovna) | 58.56 | 94% | 2022-10-29 |
| 21346. | Sassy (taingdavy) | 58.56 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 21347. | Bystander (lordbystander) | 58.56 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 21348. | Rock (rockboy2011) | 58.56 | 88% | 2015-07-05 |
| 21349. | white (whiteplasma2) | 58.56 | 91% | 2016-08-22 |
| 21350. | Esmael (esmael_) | 58.55 | 94% | 2023-01-26 |
| 21351. | Azhar (azharbhat) | 58.55 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 21352. | Mitchel (krunkykrabpizza) | 58.55 | 93% | 2018-05-09 |
| 21353. | James (herbalremedies) | 58.55 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 21354. | Rama (dizzyneko) | 58.54 | 97.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 21355. | big daddy (shivdatt_op) | 58.54 | 93% | 2021-11-06 |
| 21356. | ReddyIsHere (reddy_is_here) | 58.54 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
| 21357. | Makoa (snipartarget101) | 58.54 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
| 21358. | Mike23100 (mike23100) | 58.54 | 88% | 2016-07-22 |
| 21359. | Mysterydon (gloriaglozz) | 58.53 | 94% | 2021-10-14 |
| 21360. | amran (netcse) | 58.53 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 21361. | Samar Singla (samluci666) | 58.53 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 21362. | Tara (_tarotara) | 58.52 | 96% | 2022-07-31 |
| 21363. | oof (osmosis99) | 58.52 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
| 21364. | Clintwestwood (clintwestwoo... | 58.52 | 97.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 21365. | KayZed (kayzed) | 58.52 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 21366. | Chitraketu (alpha1321) | 58.52 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 21367. | Leon (evolbele) | 58.51 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 21368. | Taki (patini) | 58.51 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 21369. | Jin (usainboltspeed) | 58.51 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 21370. | Craniax (craniaxx) | 58.51 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 21371. | Agnes (lem123) | 58.51 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 21372. | Jeff (rcmaximus) | 58.51 | 92% | 2016-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |