As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7727. | Jacob (jmbreche) | 89.05 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 7728. | jon (jonsan87) | 89.05 | 99% | 2021-01-29 |
| 7729. | Torta (tortta) | 89.05 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 7730. | Rosi (rositalokita) | 89.05 | 90% | 2016-01-19 |
| 7731. | Angelo (eimusupai) | 89.04 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 7732. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 89.04 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 7733. | Jack (jack_tran04) | 89.04 | 99% | 2020-11-06 |
| 7734. | Handri (baldkid) | 89.04 | 99% | 2016-07-17 |
| 7735. | superman (lavee_singh) | 89.03 | 96% | 2017-03-03 |
| 7736. | Reyhan (aesura) | 89.02 | 95% | 2017-03-17 |
| 7737. | PuFF (puffxs) | 89.02 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 7738. | Chocolate (chocolatekid) | 89.02 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 7739. | [ISRA]GTSWPM (gtswpm150) | 89.02 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 7740. | Jackson (jkskimmers) | 89.01 | 96% | 2017-12-27 |
| 7741. | jazzduck (jazzduck) | 89.01 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 7742. | Nick (wononewun) | 89.01 | 96.8% | 2024-01-06 |
| 7743. | Onur (okuru) | 89.00 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
| 7744. | Pasindu (lordpc) | 89.00 | 89% | 2015-10-30 |
| 7745. | Elizabeth (shiiteeyes) | 89.00 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7746. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 89.00 | 99% | 2019-04-18 |
| 7747. | dust in the wind (ditw) | 89.00 | 97% | 2015-12-11 |
| 7748. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 89.00 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
| 7749. | Vodon (vodon) | 88.99 | 96.7% | 2023-12-09 |
| 7750. | ore (orezee) | 88.99 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| 7751. | copter28 (copter28) | 88.99 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 7752. | They don't know me son (war... | 88.99 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 7753. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 88.99 | 99% | 2015-08-03 |
| 7754. | Fabijan (bifazg) | 88.99 | 90% | 2016-04-05 |
| 7755. | Francisco (franciscotii) | 88.98 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 7756. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 88.98 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |