So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8301. | Near (nearly) | 89.57 | 83% | 2013-10-26 |
| 8302. | Atongs (atongs) | 89.57 | 94% | 2014-11-23 |
| 8303. | Ben (klashben) | 89.56 | 90% | 2014-11-07 |
| 8304. | Hansen (aeszed) | 89.56 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 8305. | Sharpie (sharpieman20) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 8306. | Martin (watchieboy) | 89.56 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8307. | (thelurkerman) | 89.56 | 89% | 2013-06-13 |
| 8308. | USAUSAUSA (usausausausa) | 89.56 | 97% | 2013-10-30 |
| 8309. | robby (accidentalfail) | 89.55 | 93% | 2014-04-16 |
| 8310. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 89.55 | 96.5% | 2023-05-16 |
| 8311. | MINH (shinmyou) | 89.55 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 8312. | Richard (rbarlow) | 89.55 | 94% | 2012-05-16 |
| 8313. | Anshu (achimala) | 89.55 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 8314. | Cheese (you_like_cheese_dog) | 89.54 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 8315. | Chanice (mermaidsrule420) | 89.54 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8316. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 89.54 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8317. | Vexell (vexell) | 89.53 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 8318. | Xenocide (xenocidepc) | 89.53 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8319. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 89.53 | 99% | 2018-04-22 |
| 8320. | Mrphpfan (mrphpfan) | 89.53 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
| 8321. | Damian here (knarku) | 89.53 | 93% | 2016-03-25 |
| 8322. | Saunders (yotipo91) | 89.52 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 8323. | lil beb (rawrsammeh) | 89.51 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8324. | Jerry (zeggie187) | 89.51 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 8325. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 89.50 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 8326. | Jos (j0ssie) | 89.50 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 8327. | anT (gregorpingic) | 89.50 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| 8328. | Aaron (cohensz) | 89.50 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 8329. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 89.49 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 8330. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 89.49 | 97.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |