So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35415. | BigRocks (mrpluto23) | 38.77 | 93% | 2021-04-08 |
| 35416. | Nathan (njix) | 38.76 | 92% | 2013-11-20 |
| 35417. | Christopher (droidist) | 38.76 | 86% | 2013-02-03 |
| 35418. | Aw Yong (newcomer676) | 38.75 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 35419. | pratyush (pratyush96) | 38.74 | 90% | 2016-08-21 |
| 35420. | slow (slowtyper123321) | 38.73 | — | 2011-01-12 |
| 35421. | Yen (delphinium0507) | 38.73 | 96% | 2012-06-08 |
| 35422. | aljae (aljae) | 38.73 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 35423. | Generals (gwapoko12312323321) | 38.72 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 35424. | Rohan (rohan625) | 38.71 | 91% | 2021-05-02 |
| 35425. | Taz (mr_taz71) | 38.71 | 93% | 2022-10-26 |
| 35426. | Mokhammed (mokhammed) | 38.69 | 91% | 2022-09-28 |
| 35427. | Geevar (geevar007) | 38.69 | 91% | 2014-10-07 |
| 35428. | Nha (hungvuong1003) | 38.69 | 90% | 2013-01-11 |
| 35429. | nick (neeraj123) | 38.69 | 93% | 2017-08-17 |
| 35430. | Thuy (thuyla) | 38.68 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 35431. | Sandy (nerdturtle) | 38.67 | 93% | 2016-08-24 |
| 35432. | Kim (natthidaar) | 38.65 | 94% | 2022-09-08 |
| 35433. | raghu (raghu_) | 38.62 | 93.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 35434. | arrocato (arrocato) | 38.61 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 35435. | Woosh (woosh_7) | 38.60 | 92% | 2020-08-20 |
| 35436. | Steph (so207) | 38.60 | 93% | 2020-10-13 |
| 35437. | chuong (davidchuong) | 38.60 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 35438. | Sreedev (finetard) | 38.59 | 90% | 2015-03-29 |
| 35439. | Vivian (vivianvamp) | 38.59 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 35440. | Hadyan (pampam67) | 38.58 | 88% | 2016-04-27 |
| 35441. | rathish (rathish001) | 38.57 | 79% | 2015-10-28 |
| 35442. | doof (misteraxel) | 38.57 | 93.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 35443. | reza (reza_b) | 38.56 | 86% | 2016-09-27 |
| 35444. | Fabio (elmundo) | 38.56 | 93% | 2011-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |