Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26375. | wissam (wissam6090) | 58.32 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 26376. | Jacob (werjac) | 58.31 | 93% | 2021-03-14 |
| 26377. | lil (lilgolem) | 58.31 | 95% | 2023-08-05 |
| 26378. | Patrick (swave150) | 58.31 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 26379. | Mizanur Rahman (mizanurrahm... | 58.31 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 26380. | GotRoot (4viv9) | 58.31 | 91% | 2015-02-04 |
| 26381. | Life'z gr8st bargain (miran... | 58.31 | 94% | 2012-05-07 |
| 26382. | Wajdy (wajdyessam) | 58.31 | 92% | 2012-03-26 |
| 26383. | GAMEr (whytebyte) | 58.30 | 94% | 2023-01-19 |
| 26384. | Skripsi (brakaakbar) | 58.30 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 26385. | KevDa5'9" (bigkeve1) | 58.30 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 26386. | Jure (gnortss) | 58.30 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 26387. | Elena (miss_kajol) | 58.30 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 26388. | marc (marconijacob97) | 58.30 | 93% | 2012-04-13 |
| 26389. | Scrub (justinma1) | 58.29 | 92% | 2014-02-14 |
| 26390. | Puneet (neopuneet) | 58.29 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
| 26391. | Olli (sparkable) | 58.28 | 88% | 2014-10-03 |
| 26392. | Dylan (dylearn) | 58.28 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 26393. | Don (odonjeque) | 58.28 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 26394. | Poop (poopbuttpoop) | 58.28 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 26395. | Shivun (shivster27) | 58.28 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 26396. | Hackson (hackson) | 58.28 | 86% | 2011-08-09 |
| 26397. | Danielle (nerdgrl) | 58.28 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 26398. | Craig (craiggsell) | 58.27 | 96% | 2021-10-23 |
| 26399. | Silent (silent_c1c4d4) | 58.27 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 26400. | lgn5018 (lgn5018) | 58.27 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 26401. | Ken (kenfromboston) | 58.27 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 26402. | MarQuay (quaylit) | 58.27 | 95.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 26403. | Sudipta (confusedphoton1) | 58.27 | 91% | 2016-12-26 |
| 26404. | john (john_p) | 58.27 | 94% | 2012-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |