The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2656. | Hiren (userhiren) | 62.89 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
| 2657. | angrathar (angrathar) | 62.89 | 91% | 2015-06-09 |
| 2658. | my dude (my_dude_) | 62.88 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2659. | Morvarid (morva) | 62.88 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 2660. | sen-shin (_eastyper_) | 62.88 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 2661. | Suraj Gurung (samiraz) | 62.88 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
| 2662. | Lily (lilypray) | 62.88 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
| 2663. | tstats[learning_dvorac] (le... | 62.87 | 94% | 2012-09-26 |
| 2664. | Kristian (aaenkjelgaard) | 62.87 | 95% | 2011-09-27 |
| 2665. | Sander (s4ndert) | 62.86 | 94% | 2022-06-17 |
| 2666. | Shahraz (shahrazakhter) | 62.86 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
| 2667. | Minh (votinh1210) | 62.86 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 2668. | No (imtfn) | 62.86 | 93% | 2013-02-02 |
| 2669. | giang (sidatda) | 62.86 | 97% | 2013-09-11 |
| 2670. | kristjan (wlayzer) | 62.86 | 94% | 2013-11-05 |
| 2671. | HerraRobotti (herrarobotti) | 62.86 | 95% | 2017-09-06 |
| 2672. | benny (benny1) | 62.85 | 95% | 2013-09-25 |
| 2673. | G (gbenz) | 62.85 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 2674. | burn (burn2nd) | 62.85 | 93% | 2013-04-14 |
| 2675. | Neil (neil_004) | 62.85 | 96% | 2011-06-21 |
| 2676. | Akhilesh (akhilu_anandh) | 62.85 | 97% | 2012-11-03 |
| 2677. | kaki (kakuli) | 62.84 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 2678. | toffzen (toffzen) | 62.84 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 2679. | vant (iwtbapd) | 62.84 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 2680. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 62.84 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2681. | Irrangga (irranggaa) | 62.83 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2682. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 62.83 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 2683. | Felix (felixh1991) | 62.82 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 2684. | kao (biohand2001) | 62.82 | 94% | 2011-08-09 |
| 2685. | zat (teacup) | 62.82 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |