The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15727. | Senk (mrsenk) | 79.82 | 95% | 2015-12-22 |
| 15728. | malfple_recurva (malfple_re... | 79.81 | 98.5% | 2024-03-19 |
| 15729. | [Bl4nk] (mahneymchef) | 79.81 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 15730. | Sameer Gupta (sammyonswitch) | 79.81 | 96.1% | 2023-11-24 |
| 15731. | PixelFog (pixelfog) | 79.81 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 15732. | Ahmed Yasir (ahmedyasir) | 79.80 | 99% | 2025-04-06 |
| 15733. | Nick (njwelsh) | 79.80 | 94% | 2011-07-22 |
| 15734. | Ninjapancakes (ninjapancakes) | 79.80 | 88% | 2015-06-01 |
| 15735. | Patrick (pjawesomegaming) | 79.80 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 15736. | Mike (micko34) | 79.80 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 15737. | Robert (privateer) | 79.80 | 95% | 2015-07-22 |
| 15738. | Chris (chrisk_04) | 79.79 | 97% | 2025-08-31 |
| 15739. | Andrés (asilvam133) | 79.79 | 98.8% | 2024-04-18 |
| 15740. | Matthew (potqto) | 79.79 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 15741. | Vishal Singh Adhikari (vizz... | 79.79 | 98% | 2023-03-18 |
| 15742. | lkmb (lkmb) | 79.79 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 15743. | hannilingus (hannilingus) | 79.78 | 99% | 2025-04-20 |
| 15744. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 79.78 | 93% | 2016-05-12 |
| 15745. | Mike (rodman456) | 79.78 | 95.5% | 2024-01-11 |
| 15746. | Gabbie (gg13) | 79.78 | 97.1% | 2025-01-24 |
| 15747. | Stefano (flubberwuffer) | 79.78 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 15748. | andrew (potatoh) | 79.78 | 96.8% | 2023-11-25 |
| 15749. | Meta (metahead) | 79.78 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 15750. | Argon (argon273) | 79.78 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| 15751. | Sidi mohamed (need_for_speed) | 79.78 | 97% | 2014-12-23 |
| 15752. | Sharky (hypnoshark) | 79.77 | 95% | 2025-03-26 |
| 15753. | Nicholas (punderino) | 79.77 | 96.6% | 2024-02-02 |
| 15754. | Sully (sullygonnawin18) | 79.77 | 96% | 2025-05-05 |
| 15755. | Monique (moniqueforever) | 79.77 | 97.6% | 2024-02-16 |
| 15756. | Ted (teagueted) | 79.77 | 96% | 2017-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |