Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9533. | System.out.println("Nah I'd... | 86.95 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 9534. | MEN (menmentsu) | 86.95 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9535. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 86.95 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 9536. | Namekuji (saltslug) | 86.95 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 9537. | Morpheus (shades444) | 86.94 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 9538. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 86.94 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 9539. | ooo0ooo (carlfriedrichgauss) | 86.94 | 92% | 2013-02-19 |
| 9540. | snave (snaven) | 86.93 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 9541. | Luke (lukeowen02) | 86.93 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 9542. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 86.93 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 9543. | Jazz (jazzyjahson) | 86.93 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9544. | xSnowFall (xsnowfall) | 86.93 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 9545. | Kai (testphylean) | 86.92 | 95.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9546. | nothing (nurthinaziz) | 86.92 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 9547. | Neithan (neithan) | 86.92 | 97% | 2015-02-19 |
| 9548. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 86.92 | 94% | 2014-05-06 |
| 9549. | Raku (nebanoj) | 86.91 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 9550. | Paul (pobbles) | 86.91 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9551. | Calvin (fullrespect) | 86.91 | 99% | 2019-03-07 |
| 9552. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 86.91 | 98% | 2020-12-24 |
| 9553. | connie (conxlee) | 86.91 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 9554. | puffe (ohra) | 86.91 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 9555. | Adam (draphos) | 86.90 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9556. | Steffin (steffin02) | 86.90 | 97.1% | 2023-10-09 |
| 9557. | Saul (paulsaredes) | 86.90 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 9558. | Imadh (imadh) | 86.89 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 9559. | Kumaran (kum1904) | 86.89 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 9560. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 86.89 | 91% | 2016-05-19 |
| 9561. | ghost (souls) | 86.89 | 99% | 2015-09-20 |
| 9562. | CoCo (cocongyt) | 86.88 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |