Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2302. | RAPdawg (rapdawg530) | 77.81 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
| 2303. | Aidan (aidanharges) | 77.80 | 95% | 2019-05-09 |
| 2304. | Mostare (mostare) | 77.80 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 2305. | John Myco (thetyper24) | 77.80 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 2306. | Herman (hermantam) | 77.78 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
| 2307. | B (shaolinbear) | 77.77 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2308. | Julian (itsnutra) | 77.77 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
| 2309. | Roc (tecspeed) | 77.76 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
| 2310. | eg (chorbe) | 77.76 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2311. | L + (n1ckname152) | 77.75 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 2312. | Mikko (mkrk) | 77.74 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 2313. | δΈε (quan72io) | 77.73 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 2314. | Justin (nothing2fancy) | 77.71 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2315. | Guy (guyj) | 77.71 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 2316. | Amanda (nochu11) | 77.68 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 2317. | akash (phantom_07) | 77.66 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2318. | Raku (nebanoj) | 77.64 | 97% | 2020-03-12 |
| 2319. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 77.64 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2320. | Laura (laurasee) | 77.63 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 2321. | bruh yoda baby these days (... | 77.62 | 96% | 2020-09-07 |
| 2322. | Sander (sanderv3) | 77.62 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 2323. | TooTired (oturan11) | 77.61 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2324. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 77.61 | 94% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2325. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 77.61 | 99% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2326. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 77.60 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2327. | Tariq (htariq) | 77.59 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 2328. | Krishna (cold5r) | 77.57 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 2329. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 77.55 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
| 2330. | Zelymm (toxicmyles) | 77.55 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2331. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 77.54 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |