I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1184. | sophia (sophiacav) | 98.84 | 98.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1185. | libertus (libertus1) | 98.82 | 97.9% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1186. | brew (poke4men) | 98.79 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1187. | Darin (darin8) | 98.79 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1188. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 98.75 | 97.3% | 2025-04-05 |
| 1189. | zhfwen (zhfwen) | 98.74 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1190. | Timmy (chet09) | 98.74 | 98.6% | 2024-09-29 |
| 1191. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 98.72 | 96.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1192. | Isaac (isaac2001) | 98.72 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 1193. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 98.70 | 96.5% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1194. | Typing (typinggodthesecond) | 98.70 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 1195. | supermoose (supermoose7115) | 98.69 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 1196. | Owen (nincompoop10) | 98.67 | 98% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1197. | Eduard (eduard20) | 98.63 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 1198. | Andrija (murinkos) | 98.59 | 97.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1199. | Andrew (commandrew11) | 98.59 | 97.9% | 2024-10-07 |
| 1200. | Neal (nealsingh) | 98.58 | 97.2% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1201. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 98.57 | 97.1% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1202. | Jerrel (jerrel) | 98.57 | 98% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1203. | Klaptain (_klaptain) | 98.52 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1204. | Jesse (master_type_racist) | 98.47 | 98.6% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1205. | danny (stewyvirus) | 98.44 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 1206. | K. W. (sir_types_alot13) | 98.42 | 99% | 2024-05-23 |
| 1207. | Harvie (harviiep) | 98.40 | 98% | 2024-07-10 |
| 1208. | b_ad (b_ad) | 98.39 | 96% | 2025-02-04 |
| 1209. | Majunior (majunior1) | 98.38 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 1210. | Tox (darshan2006) | 98.38 | 96% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1211. | Florian (jordanbelfort) | 98.33 | 98.4% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1212. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 98.31 | 99% | 2024-04-16 |
| 1213. | Lupinine (dragonwithin) | 98.30 | 97% | 2024-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |