The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9673. | Loic (99loic) | 89.69 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9674. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 89.69 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 9675. | Silvia (frnchvanilla) | 89.69 | 94% | 2012-02-24 |
| 9676. | Artem (gushinartem) | 89.69 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
| 9677. | Sourabh (sourabhtyping) | 89.69 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 9678. | Sid (sid9437) | 89.68 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 9679. | hainzu (hyneslongares) | 89.68 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9680. | JodgeHoj (jodgehoj) | 89.68 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9681. | Mr. Li (jeffreyli8) | 89.68 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 9682. | Val (valkiller15) | 89.68 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 9683. | Jimmy (blackheadhunter) | 89.68 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 9684. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 89.68 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 9685. | Tyler (tyler3143) | 89.67 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| 9686. | Bara (uncle) | 89.67 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 9687. | Andy (scimister) | 89.67 | 91% | 2012-04-01 |
| 9688. | Suze (inspire) | 89.67 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 9689. | Michael (mwormley) | 89.66 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9690. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 89.66 | 99% | 2016-08-29 |
| 9691. | John (marsz2soccer) | 89.66 | 97% | 2016-10-07 |
| 9692. | Will (williamharp) | 89.66 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| 9693. | David (madridavid) | 89.65 | 96.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9694. | Corey (corstar97) | 89.65 | 99% | 2019-11-22 |
| 9695. | Carl (greviepaug) | 89.65 | 92% | 2014-03-28 |
| 9696. | Ariel (arielsetzer) | 89.65 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 9697. | Andrew (boat1monkey) | 89.64 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 9698. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 89.64 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 9699. | wreckbits (wreckbits) | 89.64 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9700. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 89.64 | 98% | 2018-03-04 |
| 9701. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 89.64 | 97% | 2016-08-21 |
| 9702. | Laura (bluswirll) | 89.64 | 94% | 2014-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |