As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14414. | Mustache (mysterymustache) | 73.60 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 14415. | Leonardo Da Vinci Carlo (ld... | 73.60 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
| 14416. | Itakashi (eqolibreum) | 73.60 | 94% | 2016-09-21 |
| 14417. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 73.59 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 14418. | Aisyah (momogi13) | 73.59 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 14419. | Jame (jameza010) | 73.59 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 14420. | Polovski (locluc) | 73.58 | 95% | 2025-02-25 |
| 14421. | Anshdeep (shriftyy) | 73.58 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 14422. | r4nd0m (r4nd0m) | 73.58 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 14423. | Drew (yvngcrayon) | 73.58 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14424. | Trrrrrcy (trrrrrcy) | 73.57 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 14425. | Ivan (kolundez) | 73.57 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 14426. | Daniel (dan__) | 73.57 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 14427. | bob (l30_g1r0n) | 73.57 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 14428. | RektByA10YearOld (rektbya10... | 73.57 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| 14429. | Kek_LordDvorak (kek_lorddvo... | 73.57 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 14430. | hacker (vonminitorxi) | 73.56 | 95% | 2022-08-08 |
| 14431. | Andrew (narchio) | 73.56 | 92% | 2017-02-12 |
| 14432. | Osusu (osusuosusu) | 73.56 | 97.7% | 2023-07-15 |
| 14433. | Menahem (m122) | 73.56 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 14434. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 73.56 | 99% | 2022-01-17 |
| 14435. | Mattis (juicedrabbit) | 73.56 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 14436. | xdm (cbk808) | 73.56 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 14437. | Hihahahalol (hihahaha) | 73.56 | 96% | 2016-03-30 |
| 14438. | Chandelier (chandelier28) | 73.56 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 14439. | Aizen (aizen1015) | 73.55 | 96.1% | 2025-04-22 |
| 14440. | ISA (isarvizu) | 73.55 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 14441. | Panos (panos7) | 73.55 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 14442. | giova (giovan772) | 73.54 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 14443. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 73.54 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |