I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16991. | neneko soldat meltfire (nerif) | 70.60 | 95% | 2020-04-30 |
| 16992. | Michal (buzna) | 70.60 | 98% | 2016-07-17 |
| 16993. | Samuel (zucune) | 70.59 | 90% | 2016-10-06 |
| 16994. | Thomas (ushsamoht) | 70.59 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| 16995. | Mikke (skrammelkonto) | 70.59 | 95% | 2023-01-08 |
| 16996. | Md. Mamun (mamun_sheikh) | 70.59 | 95% | 2022-09-03 |
| 16997. | Kimmo (kimorasa) | 70.59 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 16998. | Ar (azzztec) | 70.59 | 96% | 2017-08-01 |
| 16999. | Karim (karim_nehme22) | 70.58 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 17000. | Ami (nohonestyinthe11thhour) | 70.58 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 17001. | Ryan (fav3) | 70.58 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 17002. | FieryPotato (ackros) | 70.58 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 17003. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 70.58 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 17004. | awais (awaispk) | 70.58 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 17005. | anisa (anisaifah) | 70.58 | 92% | 2015-07-31 |
| 17006. | Chase (chasericker) | 70.58 | 94% | 2015-05-24 |
| 17007. | Jack (jackthesnacc) | 70.57 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 17008. | greenhouse (karjack) | 70.57 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 17009. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 70.57 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 17010. | Enjoi (enjoisxd) | 70.57 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 17011. | Samuel (necroleachate) | 70.57 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 17012. | Trang (trang_nobita) | 70.57 | 97% | 2015-07-23 |
| 17013. | benny (benny1) | 70.57 | 95% | 2015-05-18 |
| 17014. | G R E E D (axceeel) | 70.57 | 92% | 2017-04-26 |
| 17015. | Rick (eric1699) | 70.56 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 17016. | Jonathan (jon_decagon) | 70.56 | 91% | 2015-10-05 |
| 17017. | Chris (__uwu__12) | 70.56 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 17018. | anif (slow_pianist) | 70.56 | 96.9% | 2024-06-21 |
| 17019. | Phong (phongryy) | 70.56 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 17020. | Gormack (gormack) | 70.56 | 91% | 2015-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |