So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25003. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 60.82 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 25004. | Tyler (tyty5949) | 60.81 | 92% | 2014-05-23 |
| 25005. | Aykono (aykono) | 60.81 | 89% | 2012-05-21 |
| 25006. | coolboy (coolboy7) | 60.81 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 25007. | Jane (cxzawerf) | 60.81 | 96% | 2014-09-07 |
| 25008. | ding dong (dion109) | 60.81 | 98% | 2016-05-02 |
| 25009. | Whitman (whitman) | 60.81 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 25010. | jacqueline (jjbj) | 60.81 | 94% | 2012-02-05 |
| 25011. | মামুন (halfbloodp... | 60.81 | 96% | 2012-09-05 |
| 25012. | Ian (coolermaster) | 60.81 | 93% | 2015-11-22 |
| 25013. | hira (hiralama) | 60.80 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 25014. | Sunny (blacksunnyday) | 60.80 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 25015. | Arjun (illuminious) | 60.80 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 25016. | AUDEAMUS (audeamus) | 60.80 | 99% | 2022-01-03 |
| 25017. | Myrhon (meemj) | 60.80 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 25018. | Andersen (buggyboard) | 60.80 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
| 25019. | Opatto (opatto_00) | 60.79 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 25020. | Colemak-Planck (turtle_boy1) | 60.79 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 25021. | JustinBieber2k16Buttholeche... | 60.79 | 97.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 25022. | yassine_oh (yassineoh) | 60.79 | 94.9% | 2023-07-09 |
| 25023. | Tahsin (tahsin82) | 60.79 | 98.5% | 2021-02-28 |
| 25024. | Navneet (navgur) | 60.79 | 98% | 2015-08-27 |
| 25025. | vigneshwara (vigneshbalaji) | 60.79 | 94% | 2011-05-08 |
| 25026. | Langsam (allez) | 60.79 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
| 25027. | Totodile (brokenmirror) | 60.78 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 25028. | Samay (upadsamay387) | 60.78 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 25029. | BURCU (burcu_akdemir_1989) | 60.78 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 25030. | b (tipo_goat) | 60.77 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 25031. | lucho (colombimbo) | 60.77 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 25032. | Brad (hermenbr) | 60.77 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |