And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32347. | Rasmis (ahtavarasmus) | 58.97 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 32348. | XI (disonxi) | 58.97 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 32349. | Rizqi (naga415) | 58.97 | 96% | 2016-09-20 |
| 32350. | Mehedi (mehedihasan) | 58.97 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 32351. | acronomis (acronomis) | 58.97 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 32352. | Frankie (niitronguyen) | 58.97 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 32353. | ivan (adagio) | 58.96 | 89% | 2012-01-01 |
| 32354. | bhai re bhai (username_not_... | 58.96 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 32355. | Gerard (venzdrake) | 58.96 | 90% | 2012-08-30 |
| 32356. | R (fjasifjaficaom) | 58.96 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 32357. | Liu (jackliu2011) | 58.96 | 95% | 2011-11-01 |
| 32358. | saintpati (saintpati) | 58.96 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 32359. | ANNEw (butzy) | 58.96 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 32360. | Samm (sammbee) | 58.96 | 88% | 2016-07-19 |
| 32361. | Alan (alanmv01) | 58.95 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 32362. | August (august64) | 58.95 | 96% | 2017-02-05 |
| 32363. | Colemak (etatauri) | 58.94 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 32364. | Navneet (navgur) | 58.94 | 96% | 2015-09-02 |
| 32365. | Timalight99 (timalight_99) | 58.94 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 32366. | Subhasish (furyfly) | 58.94 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 32367. | Sidney (sidney01) | 58.94 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 32368. | Meagan (gazzoo) | 58.93 | 86% | 2017-03-08 |
| 32369. | Ashley (moakeseey) | 58.93 | 89% | 2014-09-14 |
| 32370. | Naru (solvereign) | 58.93 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 32371. | Scott (visceral123) | 58.93 | 92% | 2014-11-08 |
| 32372. | Kiyoshi (mikaro) | 58.92 | 92% | 2016-11-20 |
| 32373. | Blake (lilbfo) | 58.92 | 95% | 2023-09-25 |
| 32374. | Alex (mooman978) | 58.92 | 95% | 2018-08-30 |
| 32375. | tWINKLE (twinkle_414) | 58.91 | 89% | 2014-10-29 |
| 32376. | Xaxa (xaxa) | 58.91 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |