Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5907. | Wendy (crystalblue123) | 41.08 | 94% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5908. | Dan (deltaenergy) | 41.08 | 92% | 2018-10-11 |
| 5909. | Jagret (itzzjagret__) | 41.05 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 5910. | EmoTwo9 (emotwo9) | 41.03 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5911. | Josh (joshmv) | 40.95 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 5912. | Daniel (pepsimaxco) | 40.88 | 92% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5913. | Ron (ronsar) | 40.85 | 94% | 2019-09-02 |
| 5914. | KENNETH (happydino) | 40.84 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 5915. | Akhil (akhiljw46) | 40.84 | 95% | 2018-06-24 |
| 5916. | Abum (abum) | 40.78 | 95% | 2018-08-13 |
| 5917. | prakash (prakashlife10) | 40.76 | 92% | 2019-02-19 |
| 5918. | And (anitadmhrn) | 40.76 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 5919. | Unique (unique1402) | 40.75 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5920. | Nikolay (ekonom) | 40.74 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| 5921. | jithin (jithinjoseph) | 40.71 | 95% | 2018-03-12 |
| 5922. | Victor (sande3) | 40.70 | 95% | 2018-09-21 |
| 5923. | Nautilus (nautilus_3374) | 40.69 | 94% | 2021-08-22 |
| 5924. | Henry (squidhs) | 40.68 | 93% | 2017-09-25 |
| 5925. | sharan (sharandk) | 40.38 | 95% | 2020-05-27 |
| 5926. | Rahul (endeavour_the_one) | 40.36 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 5927. | mir (mirjamali) | 40.31 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| 5928. | Jerry (jerryzhu2004) | 40.30 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 5929. | zahi (zahi5171) | 40.29 | 94% | 2019-12-01 |
| 5930. | Drifty (driftyx5) | 40.21 | 94% | 2017-12-02 |
| 5931. | Marcel (qorrupt) | 40.09 | 95% | 2020-06-02 |
| 5932. | Jayne (jsereneck) | 40.07 | 92% | 2018-10-04 |
| 5933. | Ad (shmldb) | 40.06 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 5934. | Corey (hank0cean) | 40.01 | 92% | 2018-11-21 |
| 5935. | MD.Naem (1naem1) | 39.99 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 5936. | Brian jay (brianjay10) | 39.97 | 92% | 2018-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |