The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13998. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 81.87 | 93% | 2014-07-16 |
| 13999. | Alyssa (alyssasnewkeyboard) | 81.86 | 97% | 2025-02-03 |
| 14000. | Faye (velvte) | 81.86 | 97% | 2024-11-07 |
| 14001. | Ruggles (ruggles101) | 81.86 | 93% | 2012-10-16 |
| 14002. | Anthony (andrithir) | 81.86 | 97.7% | 2024-03-03 |
| 14003. | morderca_klawiatur (morderc... | 81.86 | 97.8% | 2023-12-29 |
| 14004. | Jason (jasongog) | 81.86 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 14005. | Tom (decoherence) | 81.86 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 14006. | lean (bryanlean4) | 81.86 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 14007. | ahmad sayadi (ahmad_sayadi) | 81.85 | 96% | 2024-07-21 |
| 14008. | sanction117 (aalcala07) | 81.85 | 98% | 2024-09-09 |
| 14009. | bilal_algorithms (bilal_alg... | 81.85 | 96.8% | 2024-08-17 |
| 14010. | park (jiministhebest) | 81.85 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 14011. | Alex (apedro) | 81.85 | 92% | 2017-04-08 |
| 14012. | focus on acc (doofenshmirtz1) | 81.85 | 97.1% | 2024-02-21 |
| 14013. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 81.85 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 14014. | Kisa (kysh1a) | 81.84 | 95.8% | 2024-09-19 |
| 14015. | Hand (hand_of_midas) | 81.84 | 89% | 2014-05-17 |
| 14016. | Jhon Russell (jhownjhown) | 81.84 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 14017. | George (georgev591) | 81.84 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 14018. | Sabrina (astaraya) | 81.84 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 14019. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 81.84 | 92% | 2012-02-25 |
| 14020. | Olaf (vikingishly) | 81.84 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 14021. | Vickus (natowns24) | 81.84 | 98.7% | 2025-04-20 |
| 14022. | Roderick (rayfeather) | 81.84 | 95% | 2017-02-17 |
| 14023. | Paul (syvek) | 81.84 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| 14024. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 81.84 | 91% | 2015-04-08 |
| 14025. | Sham (soneng) | 81.83 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 14026. | Goldie (goldie_zzz) | 81.83 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 14027. | kirjahri (kirjahri) | 81.83 | 97% | 2025-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |