When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9804. | Hafiz (huseynoff) | 82.87 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 9805. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 82.87 | 97% | 2017-04-01 |
| 9806. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 82.86 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 9807. | Robert (robbstark) | 82.86 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 9808. | Paul (unafirwa) | 82.86 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 9809. | cliff (clifflee14281428) | 82.86 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 9810. | Cam🌧️ (ididitforkeegant) | 82.86 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 9811. | eric (erictheass3) | 82.85 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 9812. | Fox (that_fox) | 82.85 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 9813. | Adam (heyyitsadam) | 82.85 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 9814. | Sogar (sogar) | 82.84 | 96.7% | 2025-01-19 |
| 9815. | Elias (9elias) | 82.84 | 100% | 2019-01-02 |
| 9816. | PACO FAST (keriagod) | 82.83 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 9817. | NitroOrb (nitroorb) | 82.83 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 9818. | ARLU (frank87) | 82.83 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 9819. | Type (quic_qwerty) | 82.83 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 9820. | dinislam (dinislamds) | 82.82 | 95.8% | 2024-06-14 |
| 9821. | Laura (lgunn13) | 82.82 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 9822. | harshil (monsta_001) | 82.82 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 9823. | Vickus (natowns24) | 82.82 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 9824. | Connor (bigringlover) | 82.82 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 9825. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 82.81 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 9826. | McFlurry (huevo225) | 82.80 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 9827. | Anh (_azh_) | 82.80 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 9828. | Will (shadzalt) | 82.80 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 9829. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 82.79 | 99% | 2019-12-03 |
| 9830. | profnyan (profnyan) | 82.79 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
| 9831. | Tristan Job Ulita (tristann... | 82.78 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 9832. | Georgios (sophomaniac) | 82.78 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 9833. | Marc (seify789) | 82.77 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |