I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4331. | Dean (deanie_weeny) | 108.54 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4332. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 108.53 | 98.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 4333. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 108.53 | 98.3% | 2024-03-23 |
| 4334. | Nam (nam_viet) | 108.53 | 100% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4335. | cluwei (cluwei) | 108.53 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4336. | Release from the pain (abod... | 108.52 | 98.2% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4337. | B (bbred99) | 108.51 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 4338. | Baard (baard) | 108.51 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 4339. | (spireonthemoor) | 108.50 | 98% | 2025-03-16 |
| 4340. | Nate (virtu0s0) | 108.50 | 98.8% | 2025-01-18 |
| 4341. | Mike (miketdn) | 108.50 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 4342. | omar (wizard24h) | 108.50 | 98% | 2017-03-02 |
| 4343. | Miles (hauskaz) | 108.49 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4344. | natalie (nnathangames) | 108.47 | 97% | 2025-03-12 |
| 4345. | x0.25 speed (hazy324) | 108.46 | 100% | 2022-11-02 |
| 4346. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 108.46 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4347. | Andrews (godspeeedd) | 108.45 | 97.2% | 2023-08-17 |
| 4348. | . (apeninspaaace) | 108.45 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 4349. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 108.45 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 4350. | kap (kappow) | 108.45 | 98% | 2019-11-30 |
| 4351. | Nathan (nathanraw92) | 108.45 | 99% | 2019-03-11 |
| 4352. | Crafty (craftywastaken) | 108.45 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4353. | Sunny (sunny_li) | 108.44 | 99% | 2025-01-07 |
| 4354. | Hey (veeceebee) | 108.44 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| 4355. | shaan (khem92) | 108.43 | 99% | 2022-08-22 |
| 4356. | noquit (blusteve) | 108.42 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4357. | random (orangejuice123) | 108.41 | 99% | 2024-10-26 |
| 4358. | Daniel (typingdan) | 108.40 | 98.2% | 2023-12-18 |
| 4359. | Ansar (paxaq) | 108.40 | 98.2% | 2024-12-29 |
| 4360. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 108.40 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |