The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3479. | yodas (yodas) | 109.03 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
| 3480. | Zakk (z_boi) | 109.03 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 3481. | Raadek (knr24) | 109.03 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3482. | Dana (cloud5) | 109.03 | 98% | 2015-11-18 |
| 3483. | Chet (chetbaker) | 109.02 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 3484. | Brian (wivo) | 109.02 | 94% | 2013-07-26 |
| 3485. | Kirsten (vixenita) | 109.01 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 3486. | Patrick (saboe) | 109.00 | 98.5% | 2023-09-23 |
| 3487. | YouGotOwned (evilgunner) | 109.00 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 3488. | JS@ss (wrongwaymel) | 109.00 | 98% | 2011-06-20 |
| 3489. | Yeji (yejisong) | 108.98 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 3490. | Schoopdawhoop (schoopdawhoop) | 108.97 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 3491. | Bart (hubba485) | 108.96 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
| 3492. | Kitt (kittysuit) | 108.96 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 3493. | Juerd (juerd) | 108.96 | 98% | 2012-04-19 |
| 3494. | Yuki (mediocre_typist) | 108.96 | 99% | 2012-04-12 |
| 3495. | Supreme JD (supremejd) | 108.94 | 94% | 2012-08-30 |
| 3496. | DMaz (winstondouble) | 108.94 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3497. | Daniel (ludaniel) | 108.94 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
| 3498. | Nathaniel (nathaniel_h) | 108.94 | 98% | 2013-07-06 |
| 3499. | Zal (zhester) | 108.93 | 98% | 2013-12-09 |
| 3500. | okyescool (lc0291) | 108.92 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3501. | Tube (tube) | 108.92 | 96% | 2016-01-09 |
| 3502. | Jun (jyl6198) | 108.91 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 3503. | amy (lamielamie) | 108.91 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 3504. | Alex (eagles1106) | 108.91 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 3505. | Thien (greedygumdrop) | 108.91 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 3506. | Lamborghini (supereaglez) | 108.91 | 96% | 2017-02-14 |
| 3507. | yep (melgyaduszgric) | 108.90 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 3508. | Lol (fatsug) | 108.90 | 98% | 2013-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |