And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7738. | (drs6222) | 103.01 | 96% | 2015-11-04 |
| 7739. | Broken (brokencog) | 103.01 | 99% | 2018-06-23 |
| 7740. | (matoyas) | 103.01 | 99% | 2013-02-06 |
| 7741. | Flex (th3composer) | 103.01 | 97% | 2012-10-31 |
| 7742. | (obada_yahya) | 103.00 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 7743. | (ken_adams) | 103.00 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 7744. | beans (squirtly) | 103.00 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 7745. | (btwice) | 102.99 | 98% | 2015-01-16 |
| 7746. | (adlin_typer18) | 102.99 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 7747. | (jlafarr99) | 102.99 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 7748. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 102.99 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 7749. | Brussels (brussels11) | 102.99 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 7750. | Stan (generalstan) | 102.99 | 99% | 2019-01-19 |
| 7751. | Jay (thecolourblack) | 102.99 | 95% | 2016-01-19 |
| 7752. | (notsofastbud) | 102.99 | 93% | 2017-04-25 |
| 7753. | Jeff (triaminic) | 102.99 | 100% | 2012-09-27 |
| 7754. | Elliott (elliottchoi) | 102.98 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 7755. | (captainteemo) | 102.98 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 7756. | (flyinglemon) | 102.98 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 7757. | Clare (narphins) | 102.98 | 96% | 2015-03-16 |
| 7758. | Steve (yolovo) | 102.98 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7759. | Angela (monodontidae) | 102.98 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7760. | (greenmantis) | 102.98 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 7761. | (shazer2) | 102.98 | 88% | 2012-09-28 |
| 7762. | (teapott) | 102.98 | 96% | 2015-02-11 |
| 7763. | PikaPower (pikapower) | 102.97 | 92% | 2014-10-20 |
| 7764. | (tkozlowski) | 102.97 | 96% | 2015-03-02 |
| 7765. | Sherry (cherrysu) | 102.96 | 98% | 2012-07-29 |
| 7766. | (jenniferzed) | 102.96 | 94% | 2016-08-22 |
| 7767. | (hazelthebear) | 102.96 | 98% | 2015-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |