I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8489. | Joe (joelepore) | 89.72 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 8490. | Ben (bena115) | 89.72 | 87% | 2016-10-14 |
| 8491. | Jason (jasonfrazure) | 89.72 | 94% | 2016-01-29 |
| 8492. | Jamison (y4mz) | 89.72 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 8493. | Nikolai (nikbeast) | 89.71 | 96.9% | 2023-11-22 |
| 8494. | Adam (adman1986) | 89.71 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 8495. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 89.71 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 8496. | 水滴石穿 (pillowdo) | 89.71 | 96.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 8497. | Freddo (freddo7) | 89.70 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 8498. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 89.70 | 93% | 2016-11-30 |
| 8499. | Schmalb (schmalb) | 89.69 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 8500. | Leonard (l_shen) | 89.69 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8501. | Logan (pyrolances) | 89.69 | 93% | 2016-07-12 |
| 8502. | Reko (rekoreko) | 89.69 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 8503. | Ignacio (albarracinnn) | 89.68 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 8504. | Olivia (orangejuice246) | 89.68 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 8505. | Cris (criscotini) | 89.67 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 8506. | Axel (axelthecurlyhead) | 89.67 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 8507. | Sun (headedead) | 89.67 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 8508. | Toni (topityper) | 89.67 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8509. | Napol (narachat) | 89.67 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 8510. | Josh (tinman430) | 89.67 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 8511. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 89.66 | 99% | 2022-02-06 |
| 8512. | rocketriderben1 (rocketride... | 89.66 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 8513. | Anton (antonjr04) | 89.66 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 8514. | Yousef (scrufffaic) | 89.66 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 8515. | TheNameBrand (thenamebrand) | 89.66 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8516. | Darko (midnight02) | 89.66 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 8517. | Christoph (hackercow) | 89.65 | 95% | 2016-05-01 |
| 8518. | Hadar (hoobster) | 89.65 | 99% | 2021-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |