So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35000. | Pozdrawiam (beyerrr) | 41.96 | 93% | 2021-02-05 |
| 35001. | ismail (ismail_dinc) | 41.96 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 35002. | Seane (seane_cifer) | 41.95 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 35003. | ProRacer (fjjffj) | 41.95 | 95% | 2023-07-21 |
| 35004. | Leonardo (finex2126) | 41.95 | 94% | 2021-10-27 |
| 35005. | Le (superquay) | 41.95 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 35006. | Norman (nlviands) | 41.95 | 92% | 2014-12-22 |
| 35007. | Nabin (nabin) | 41.95 | 94% | 2012-09-05 |
| 35008. | jelly (jellydoughnutt) | 41.95 | 95% | 2014-02-11 |
| 35009. | mike (mikebond31) | 41.93 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
| 35010. | padra (sabat) | 41.93 | 88% | 2013-03-14 |
| 35011. | Paul (bk1025) | 41.92 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 35012. | Akash (tirchi) | 41.91 | 94% | 2022-07-28 |
| 35013. | wong (pong2213) | 41.91 | 88% | 2011-05-10 |
| 35014. | zvv (zavvla) | 41.91 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 35015. | David (dejvid91) | 41.91 | 95% | 2014-08-23 |
| 35016. | Natalie Hyde (nanidanihani) | 41.90 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 35017. | Deem (deem) | 41.90 | 28% | 2012-07-11 |
| 35018. | sidrah (sidrah) | 41.90 | 93% | 2016-10-11 |
| 35019. | Jerry (gto76) | 41.90 | 90% | 2014-05-16 |
| 35020. | Yelshat (temduck) | 41.88 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 35021. | Simon (nevereverlife) | 41.88 | 94.5% | 2023-06-19 |
| 35022. | Richard (rvidz) | 41.88 | 92.3% | 2023-08-03 |
| 35023. | Mrbean (mrbean__00) | 41.88 | 94.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 35024. | Sonam (sonamtobgyal) | 41.88 | 92% | 2011-11-16 |
| 35025. | Ali (aliezaheer) | 41.87 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| 35026. | rawr (operon) | 41.87 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 35027. | Jared (oranged97939) | 41.87 | 78% | 2012-09-16 |
| 35028. | mheyn (mheyn) | 41.86 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
| 35029. | Dylan (dn2258465) | 41.86 | 85% | 2011-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |