I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22848. | osm_037 (osama_the_racer) | 49.58 | 93.1% | 2023-10-18 |
| 22849. | Perdix (perdix) | 49.58 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 22850. | Olu (olumis_tulun) | 49.58 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 22851. | tannalaki (amboca) | 49.58 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 22852. | Risheet (risheet_7) | 49.57 | 94.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 22853. | Borin Georin (kekbot131a) | 49.57 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 22854. | Francis Igbanugo (igbanugo) | 49.56 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 22855. | Markycuh420 (theitfactor) | 49.56 | 93% | 2018-11-08 |
| 22856. | ⌫Akri ㋡ (masterpiggy133) | 49.55 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 22857. | Uncultured (uncultered_swin... | 49.55 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 22858. | Matija (kady197) | 49.55 | 95% | 2019-02-23 |
| 22859. | Smoko (alzahrani2003) | 49.54 | 95% | 2021-06-03 |
| 22860. | Devarsh (blackbear_bg) | 49.54 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 22861. | Veronika (zeuvera) | 49.54 | 95.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22862. | M.A. Ahad Khan (aahadkhan) | 49.53 | 95.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 22863. | Audrey (audreymae01) | 49.53 | 92% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22864. | Nam (namcao244) | 49.52 | 93% | 2017-06-12 |
| 22865. | Gbreezy7 (gbreezy7) | 49.52 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 22866. | Tara (taaraa) | 49.52 | 85% | 2017-03-09 |
| 22867. | Mack (mackmark) | 49.51 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 22868. | Kunal (kunsin) | 49.51 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 22869. | Ian (ianpotpie) | 49.51 | 95% | 2020-05-02 |
| 22870. | Chaz (chazlerown) | 49.51 | 95% | 2020-07-21 |
| 22871. | Manu (manuk) | 49.51 | 85% | 2017-03-18 |
| 22872. | Clebson (cmoura) | 49.51 | 99% | 2018-06-22 |
| 22873. | Norm (norm_guy) | 49.50 | 94% | 2022-08-16 |
| 22874. | Shahria (shahriaf) | 49.50 | 96.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 22875. | Neeraj (minhasneeeraj) | 49.50 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 22876. | Salman (vashiistampede) | 49.50 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 22877. | Shark (wozi) | 49.49 | 95% | 2020-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |