See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1337. | FinalExam (syrlaw) | 121.39 | 98.8% | 2024-12-29 |
| 1338. | Hovari (hovari) | 121.39 | 98% | 2025-06-18 |
| 1339. | J (jcob123) | 121.39 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 1340. | Lojjik (sudoking) | 121.37 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 1341. | Ambro (ambrosiol) | 121.35 | 99% | 2022-04-23 |
| 1342. | l502x (l502x) | 121.35 | 100% | 2021-11-16 |
| 1343. | Jen (primroseangel) | 121.33 | 100% | 2022-10-20 |
| 1344. | Chris (klyc) | 121.31 | 99% | 2025-04-02 |
| 1345. | Josh (mayuwolf) | 121.29 | 100% | 2023-07-03 |
| 1346. | αβουδ (douba) | 121.28 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1347. | omar (omarfiend) | 121.25 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 1348. | Cuddles (cuddlessss) | 121.25 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
| 1349. | jg1a (jg1a) | 121.21 | 98% | 2025-02-12 |
| 1350. | Caleb (caleebos) | 121.20 | 98.5% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1351. | Andrew (pikawubz) | 121.18 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 1352. | jacob (specterr) | 121.18 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
| 1353. | Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) | 121.17 | 99% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1354. | plop (ploppiplop) | 121.15 | 98.1% | 2024-05-08 |
| 1355. | Jimmy Sung (doonakins) | 121.13 | 99% | 2024-06-04 |
| 1356. | zackjh (zacharykjh) | 121.13 | 97.3% | 2024-02-28 |
| 1357. | roseman (misterrane) | 121.12 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 1358. | toastyghost (toastyghost) | 121.11 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| 1359. | Plex (ihave2fingers) | 121.10 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 1360. | James (jhoffman1204) | 121.07 | 98.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1361. | Jester (murvayne) | 121.07 | 99% | 2022-11-30 |
| 1362. | Romo (drytoast) | 121.06 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1363. | Ramble (ramble) | 121.05 | 99% | 2022-11-23 |
| 1364. | Ben (happy_typist) | 121.04 | 99% | 2025-07-09 |
| 1365. | Jesse (sarrod) | 121.01 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 1366. | deadend (shiroku) | 121.00 | 97.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |