Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26681. | Qasim (ambitious) | 57.81 | 98% | 2012-09-25 |
| 26682. | Pawel (kermitos) | 57.80 | 98.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 26683. | Chirp (chirpflewgone) | 57.80 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 26684. | Ham (hammah713) | 57.80 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
| 26685. | best (bestvalentine) | 57.80 | 94% | 2014-10-13 |
| 26686. | Mouhamed (karlosalol) | 57.80 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 26687. | Marie (marie2010) | 57.80 | 96% | 2015-03-28 |
| 26688. | ra (ra777) | 57.80 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 26689. | Kyle (sycendice) | 57.79 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 26690. | Laura (lfiscal) | 57.79 | 93% | 2013-05-16 |
| 26691. | Justin (searge86) | 57.79 | 89% | 2016-08-01 |
| 26692. | Katie (progress_2010) | 57.79 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 26693. | Alyssa (merylc17) | 57.79 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 26694. | kamall (kamtangy) | 57.79 | 94% | 2013-12-01 |
| 26695. | jay (jay_s) | 57.79 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 26696. | Hieu (hieu_96) | 57.79 | 94% | 2013-08-05 |
| 26697. | ITSPUJIS (itspujis) | 57.78 | 94% | 2019-08-27 |
| 26698. | Suman (suman_7001) | 57.78 | 99% | 2022-07-15 |
| 26699. | 「 n e X u s 」 ム (n_e_... | 57.78 | 94% | 2019-08-29 |
| 26700. | Vincent (stupig) | 57.78 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
| 26701. | didi (didi_pot) | 57.78 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 26702. | AftxrShock (aftxrshock) | 57.78 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 26703. | Sheraz (khanatscp) | 57.78 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 26704. | Allan (mini_02) | 57.78 | 93% | 2017-12-02 |
| 26705. | Maggie (maggie.spence@sbcgl... | 57.78 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 26706. | Michael (zhangers) | 57.77 | 87% | 2017-01-21 |
| 26707. | bronson (bronson113) | 57.77 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 26708. | Gert (hansonagarrett) | 57.77 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 26709. | Alex (skoda888) | 57.77 | 95% | 2022-03-30 |
| 26710. | Arlene (katz1971) | 57.77 | 97% | 2012-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |