It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1901. | Kevin (lilsushivert) | 82.06 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 1902. | Marin (marinbeal) | 82.05 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1903. | Jonathan (ilaghardcore) | 82.05 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 1904. | Cadence (cadence_workman) | 82.04 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1905. | Jalen (dabesttypr) | 82.04 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 1906. | Dersnie (dersnie) | 82.04 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1907. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 82.02 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
| 1908. | Ed (enormoused) | 82.01 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 1909. | Silent (silent_solous) | 82.01 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1910. | Meowingtons (meowingtons321) | 81.96 | 99% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1911. | Peter (dooger) | 81.96 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1912. | Ardel (ardxl) | 81.95 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1913. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 81.94 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1914. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 81.93 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 1915. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 81.92 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 1916. | Someone (hamhamjabjab) | 81.92 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 1917. | guest (n1mts3) | 81.91 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 1918. | glue (grace_owl) | 81.89 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 1919. | Lord (planta) | 81.87 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1920. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 81.86 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1921. | Nuzzy (nuzzyfutts) | 81.84 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1922. | Steven (stevie03) | 81.83 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1923. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 81.83 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1924. | AZ (tundoo) | 81.83 | 99% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1925. | Sam (esfara) | 81.79 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1926. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 81.78 | 99% | 2018-05-12 |
| 1927. | Andrew (rentor) | 81.77 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 1928. | Kalevius (kalevius) | 81.74 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1929. | TukangNgetik (joyzkrtz) | 81.72 | 98% | 2017-12-24 |
| 1930. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 81.72 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |