Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1998. | Comrade (allthuser) | 86.00 | 96% | 2018-07-15 |
| 1999. | Yes (leoroko) | 85.99 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 2000. | yes (exidewow) | 85.98 | 99% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2001. | Exilliar (exilliar) | 85.94 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| 2002. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 85.94 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2003. | Dav (asiandomination0) | 85.94 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2004. | Leon (leon2500) | 85.93 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2005. | human (ashmylan) | 85.93 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2006. | Tony (aarup) | 85.93 | 96% | 2017-12-18 |
| 2007. | Harry (haroldnotkumar) | 85.92 | 95% | 2017-07-03 |
| 2008. | SodaLake (zaqaz1q) | 85.91 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 2009. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 85.90 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 2010. | Baris (baris23) | 85.89 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 2011. | kdaker (kdaker) | 85.88 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 2012. | Omer (okirnap) | 85.86 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2013. | Ora Ora (eddyyang2003) | 85.85 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2014. | guest (n1mts3) | 85.84 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 2015. | reeko (au7um) | 85.82 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2016. | Ziyi (xziyi) | 85.79 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2017. | Dig (digbo) | 85.79 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 2018. | (menacing) | 85.78 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 2019. | Jainil (jainilsutaria1) | 85.77 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2020. | Tj (minotourr) | 85.76 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2021. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 85.76 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2022. | Alexander (snailno1) | 85.74 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 2023. | Square (squareslice) | 85.73 | 94% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2024. | abderrahim (abderrahim_manari) | 85.73 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 2025. | Naka (naka_box) | 85.72 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2026. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 85.72 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2027. | John (jgrasso4) | 85.71 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |