I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10277. | BYE (cheshire_) | 88.70 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 10278. | Bean (waialiki) | 88.69 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 10279. | andrew3927 (andrew3927) | 88.68 | 99.4% | 2025-03-08 |
| 10280. | Alexander (iooe) | 88.68 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 10281. | Daniel (ekdawi) | 88.68 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 10282. | ComputerEasy (computereasy) | 88.68 | 99% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10283. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 88.68 | 97.2% | 2025-02-19 |
| 10284. | ruru (psura) | 88.68 | 96.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10285. | Semi (semi805) | 88.67 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
| 10286. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 88.67 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 10287. | Beast (flyeaglesfly) | 88.67 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 10288. | Impulze (impulzex) | 88.67 | 96.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 10289. | gary (backjisceglia) | 88.67 | 99% | 2021-05-08 |
| 10290. | Zailos (zailos18) | 88.67 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 10291. | Lars (aaberg) | 88.67 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 10292. | Jan-Magnar (hillary_clinton) | 88.67 | 90% | 2017-05-04 |
| 10293. | Aaron (zealotical) | 88.66 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 10294. | mymodded (mymodded) | 88.66 | 94.1% | 2024-12-28 |
| 10295. | root (chroot) | 88.66 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 10296. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 88.66 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 10297. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 88.66 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 10298. | Seth (sarmstrong78) | 88.66 | 100% | 2021-06-07 |
| 10299. | Richard (fireshot1234) | 88.65 | 98% | 2024-03-18 |
| 10300. | Scarrrz (scarrrz) | 88.65 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 10301. | REDATEDXXX (redatedx1) | 88.64 | 96% | 2025-07-12 |
| 10302. | trucle (tructruc) | 88.64 | 96% | 2023-04-09 |
| 10303. | Sourav (yashsaha555) | 88.64 | 98.3% | 2023-12-27 |
| 10304. | (xxgamerprofunxx) | 88.64 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 10305. | m1m0 (yamadoot) | 88.64 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| 10306. | つき (tsuki24) | 88.64 | 98.8% | 2025-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |